We'd like at least 6 players. Can you send us a photo of the performers?
(we send pics)
Um... Do you have more Asian players? Can you change your hair to all look the same? We don't like your costumes. Do you have different ones? Please make sure everyone is under the age of 25 and thin as a toothpick.
Okay, so that's a bit of a compilation (but no exaggeration!). To be honest, Hong Kong is full of corporations--having gigs like these help make the group sustainable. Our reply was usually, "Sorry. This is what we can offer." The most frustrating thing for gigs like these, however, is when they start to make requirements about the music.
With production companies in charge, aiming to please a client, it's difficult to take a stand. Please play along with this track of music from 0:00-0:37, making lots of "noise" at the beginning, then don't play for 1 minute, play again for 45 seconds, rest for 38.528475 seconds, and finish with lots of "noise." We need to make the money, but when did we stop playing taiko??
Does your group encounter situations like this and how do you handle them? Who decides which gigs are accepted and do you ever say no?
Here's a video of one such gig with dressing and make up for a bit of fun: